The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in…

Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, so forget dinner!

You can focus better with one eye closed.

Two hands and just one mouth… - now that's a drinking problem!

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

You argue with non-living objects and still you lose the argument.