Jo Ho Gaya,Wo Ho Gaya.
Jo Hona Hoga,Wo Hoga.
Aur Jo, Nahi Hona Hai,
Wo Nahi Hoga.

kyon ke Jo Hona Hai.
Wo To Hoga Hi Hoga.
Ab Dekhna Hai ki kya Hoga?
Aur kya Nahi Hoga.

Hone ko To kuch Bhi Hoga.
Yahi Sochna Hai ke kya Hoga?
Agar kuch Hoga To Theek Hoga.
Aur Nahi Hoga To Bhi Theek Hoga.

Theek Hoga To kya kaaran Se Hoga.
Aur kaaran Hi agar Theek Nahi Hoga.
To kuch kaise Theek Hoga?

Ab Aap Batao ke Aage kya Hoga?
kisi aur ko yeah bhejiye,
acchha time pass hoga!!

Washing Powder Nirma



Shopkeeper:Oh ho Deepika ji , aaiye aaiye.Kaun sa sabun lena pasand karengi.Ye dekhiye ye..(Someother soap which is not nirma)

Deepika(Customer): Nahi Nahi ye nahi woh(pointing at nirma).

Shopkeeper: Par aap to woh, purana wala sabun....(stammering)

Deepika(Customer): Leti thi, par wahi safedi mujhe kam damo mein mile to koi woh kyun le, ye(nirma) na le!

Shopkeeper: Man gaye!!

Deepika(Customer): Kise?

Shopkeeper: Aapki par ki nazar aur nirma super dono ko !!!

Now the song starts...

WASHING POWDER NIRMA













WASHING POWDER NIRMA











DUDH SE SAFEDI NIRMA SE AAYE










RANGEEN KAPDA BHI KHIL KHIL JAYE










SABKI PASAND NIRMA








WASHING POWDER NIRMA










NIRMA....... ....









LOGO KO KUCH BHI BHEJO PADHNE LAG JATE HAIN........ kya yaar kab sudhroge!!

Rules of the Roads - Indian Style



Traveling on Indian Roads is an almost hallucinatory potion of sound, spectacle and experience. It is frequently heart-rending, sometimes hilarious, mostly exhilarating, always unforgettable — and, when you are on the roads it's extremely dangerous.

Most Indian road users observe a version of the Highway Code based on a Sanskrit text. These rules of the Indian road are published for the first time in English:

ARTICLE I: The assumption of immortality is required of all road users.


ARTICLE II: Indian traffic, like Indian society,is structured on a strict caste system. The following precedence must be accorded at all times. In descending order, give way to:
Cows,
elephants,
heavy trucks,
buses,
official cars,
camels,
light trucks,
buffalo,
jeeps,
ox-carts,
private cars,
motorcycles,
scooters,
auto-rickshaws,
pigs,
pedal rickshaws,
goats,
bicycles (goods-carrying),
handcarts,
bicycles (passenger-carrying),
dogs,
pedestrians.


ARTICLE III: All wheeled vehicles shall be driven in accordance with the maxim: to slow is to falter, to brake is to fail, to stop is defeat. This is the Indian drivers' mantra.

ARTICLE IV: All man oeuvres, use of horn and evasive action shall be left until the last possible moment.

ARTICLE V: In the absence of seat belts (which there is) car occupants shall wear garlands of marigolds. These should be kept fastened at all times.

ARTICLE VI:
Rights of way: Traffic entering a road from the left has priority. So has traffic from the right, and also traffic in the middle.

Lane discipline (VII,1): All Indian traffic at all times and irrespective of direction of travel shall occupy the center of the road.

ARTICLE VII: Roundabouts: India has no roundabouts. Apparent traffic islands in the middle of crossroads have no traffic management function. Any other impression should be ignored.

ARTICLE VIII: Overtaking is mandatory, Every moving vehicle is required to overtake every other moving vehicle, irrespective of whether it has just overtaken you. Overtaking should only be undertaken in suitable conditions, such as in the face of oncoming traffic, on blind bends, at junctions and in the middle of villages/city centers. No more than two inches should be allowed between your vehicle and the one you are passing — and one inch in the case of bicycles or pedestrians.

ARTICLE IX: Nirvana may be obtained through the head-on crash.

ARTICLE X: Reversing: no longer applicable since its a matter of pride as no one will be ready to reverse his/her vehicle.

Exam Ki Padhaai Special

Tujhe dekh dekh sona,
tujhe dekh kar hai jagna.
kya kare, exams mein no other
option than books, naaa!


Ek nazar mein bhi pyar hota hai,
maine suna hai.
aur agar tumhe books se hua hai,
toh please sit beside me during exams.

Dekhne mein hai,
pata nahi kaisi,
honi chahiye yahi kahi,
Kho gayi, haan kho gayi!
It's not my blind date yaar,
I'm talking of my english text book!

Ek pal ka jeena,
phir toh hai jaana,
padhkar hai kya Fayeda,
koi humko samjhana!
khali haath aye the hum,
khali haath jayenge,
bas pounds aur dollar hee yaad aayenge,
toh chhod padhai aur kar aiyashi!

Kya Mujhe Pyar Hain - Remix Version

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain

kal tha topper aaj 40 bhi zyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
oh ohooooooooo...

Engineering ki in classes mey,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut, badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
tu mere khwaabon mein, jawaabon mein, sawaalon mein
har din chura tumhen main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
oh ohooooooooo...