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Post  Urgent vacancy for the post of Girl Friend
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys

(Fresher with excellent credentials will also be considered)

Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age : 18-26

(if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.



Perks and incentives:

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

· bike rides each duration 1 hour

· trips to National Highways

· 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple

· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)

· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.



Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)



Plz NOTE:

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.



There is more:

Girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,,, never ends!!




Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:

Name/fresher-exp/age.

Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail

Note: Applications without photo will be summarily rejected


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