Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said,"Doctor I am on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."

Doctor : I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man : No, Doctor, I have come to you only.

Doctor : But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man : I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only…

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man : I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first.

Doctor : OK. Tell me.

Man :

I sleep vigilantly like dog thinking about my work load whole night.

I get up in the morning like a horse.

I go to work running like a deer.

I work all the day like a donkey.

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses.

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife.

Doctor : Are you a Software engineer?

Man : Yes

Doctor : Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Software engineer. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.