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Why is English such a difficult, funny Language

Postby Skippy » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:08 pm

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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Re: Why is English such a difficult, funny Language

Postby jumper » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:19 am

Yes ,,, I can see where some sentences can be confusing..
"Real isn't how you are made," said Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you."
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