As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,

"Good morning boss.

Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday

let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.

Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;

we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis
and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.


We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, All singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...on the couch..........n*ked.

in his birthday suit, how appropriate

Very funny story univc!

thanks..glad you liked it