Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.


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Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.


Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.


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Nothing

This is the calm before the storm.
This means "something" and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".


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Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


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Loud Sigh!!

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing".


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That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.


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Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary.
If a woman is thanking you.
Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.


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very true